1995 Mens' Roster
Greg Bonynge
Year: Sophomore
Secondary School: Burnt Hills-Ballston Lake HS
Home Town: Glenville, NY
Major(s): --
PR's: 27:44 (8K), 15:55 (5K)
E-Mail: GBONYNGE@eagle.wesleyan.edu
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Displaced to Valley Forge, PA from Burnt Hill (about 3 miles north of East Bumblefuck)...actually goes to Brown...once spent 10 hours at a track meet...likes Alpacas and Llamas...potential master ji-jitsu champion (if captains let him attend the practices!)
Nathaniel Browand
Nathaniel Browand
Year: Freshman
Secondary School: Upper St. Clair HS
Home Town: Upper St. Clair, PA
Major(s): --
PR's: 30:50 (8K)
E-Mail: NBROWAND@eagle.wesleyan.edu
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Owns collection of albino ferrets...Pennsylvania man who pretends he's from Texas...knows Mocon Mary intimately
Jacob Buehler
Year: Sophomore
Secondary School: Dartmouth HS
Home Town: North Dartmouth, MA
Major(s): English, Astronomy
PR's: 29:59 (8K), 2:05 (800M)
E-Mail: JBUEHLER@picasso.cslab.wesleyan.edu
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Beastie Boy hopeful a.k.a Mr. Lovebite...suffers from wielding the frame of a marathon runner...Jake's definetly got a lot of Hope this season
Patrick Butler
Year: Sophomore
Secondary School: Grosse Pointe South HS
Home Town: Grosse Pointe Park, MI
Major(s): Math, Music, Computer Science
PR's: 26:54 (8K), 55:49 (10 mi)
E-Mail: PBUTLER@eagle.wesleyan.edu
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Enjoyed sharing a bed with Jacob Buehler on the Bermuda trip...man of many musical talents...born 2 decades too late...computer whiz...known to have worn sunglasses and a mohawk for a New Year's Eve race last winter...has his own home page...
Jeffers Egan
Year: Junior
Secondary School: Middleton HS
Home Town: Middletown, WI
Major(s): Film
PR's: 26:20 (8K), 1:51.5 (800M)
E-Mail: JEGAN@eagle.wesleyan.edu
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Kicked out of Duke for punching Grant Hill...best pimp at Wesleyan ("you want it, he's got it")...massage addict...Morph Master - can turn anything into a naked woman (except coach)...1992, 1993 Wisconsin State High School champ 800M...yes, does live in Eclectic...left Wisconsin because his basketball scholarship ran out
Andrew Eisner
Year: Senior
Secondary School: Hunter College HS
Home Town: New York, NY
Major(s): CSS
PR's: 26:42 (8K)
E-Mail: AEISNER@eagle.wesleyan.edu
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Also known as the Grand Puba at Canterbury...international playboy...finances Jeffers' pimping...has gotten with at least one girl from each NESCAC team...graduate of the School for Ethical Culture...hairy...mad ups...had crush on his high school lunch lady, Shirley...also the grand Belcher of Mocon
Dan Engler
Year: Freshman
Secondary School: ???
Home Town: ???
Major(s): --
PR's: 30:51 (8K)
E-Mail: DENGLER@eagle.wesleyan.edu
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1987 Connect-4 Junior Champion...1992 World Pogo-Stick Tag Champion...can catch lobster with his bare teeth
Andrew Fuys
Year: Senior
Secondary School: Hunter College HS
Home Town: Brooklyn, NY
Major(s): East Asian Studies
PR's: 27:59 (8K), 0:29 (1 Piece Wheat Bread)
E-Mail: AFUYS@eagle.wesleyan.edu
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Can say "wookiee cooter" in 12 languages...dragonboat team stud...black-marketeering skill learned during trip to China...carries spare change in his ear...will earn his millions betting people that he can eat a slice of bread in 30s
Duncan Goldberg
Year: Senior
Secondary School: Stellar Sec. Alternate School
Home Town: Warrenton, VA
Major(s): --
PR's: 31:55 (8K)
E-Mail: DGOLDBERG@eagle.wesleyan.edu
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Mike Garrett
Year: Junior
Secondary School: ???
Home Town: ???, TX
Major(s): --
PR's: 28:40
E-Mail: MGARRETT@eagle.wesleyan.edu
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Recent recoverer from prostate cancer...penchant for tattooes...Texas state triathalon champion...webbed fingers & toes...Texas should quit the Union...owns five emaciated dogs, a rickety truck, a gun rack, 3 shot guns, and has a '76 rusting Eldorado on cinder blocks in his front yard
Jason Gonzalez
Year: Sophomore
Secondary School: Xavier HS
Home Town: Richmond Hill, NY
Major(s): --
PR's: 32:38 (8K)
E-Mail: JGONZALEZ@eagle.wesleyan.edu
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There are no hills in the Bronx...don't mess with the REC SPECS....recruited two years ago to lead opponents in the wrong direction on home course...
Josh Hurwitz
Year: Sophomore
Secondary School: Evanston Township HS
Home Town: Evanston, IL
Major(s): --
PR's: 30:32 (8K)
E-Mail: JHURWITZ@eagle.wesleyan.edu
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Also known as Cosmo Kramer...CHOPS..."Au, oui, oui, fromage!"...No hills in Evanston either...Mr. Photographer...is very responsible -- wears a reflective vest to every party...likes the "biblioteque"...
Mike Keating
Year: Freshman
Secondary School: Groton School
Home Town: Boston, MA
Major(s): --
PR's: 27:40 (8K)
E-Mail: MKEATING@eagle.wesleyan.edu
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A senior womean's cute-boy...asks a lot of questions in general...very environmentally active...drives a schoolbus...has shiny blue shorts...needs a haircut...
Patrick Keegan
Year: Freshman
Secondary School: Staten Island Tech
Home Town: Staten Island, NY
Major(s): --
PR's: 27:14 (8K)
E-Mail: PKEEGAN@eagle.wesleyan.edu
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Ask him about his Columbia connection...kinda the silent type - ya' know, the ones who have knife collections or something...illegitimate son of Montgomery Burns...in the words of one young Wesleyan goddess: "He's so gentle "...secretly deals crack to pay for school...
Seth Misterka
Year: Sophomore
Secondary School: Northhampton HS
Home Town: Leeds, MA
Major(s): COL
PR's: 29:55 (8K)
E-Mail: SMISTERKA@eagle.wesleyan.edu
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GOAT -- JIMU...Punk Rock Historian...Recipiant "Mouse Trap" Award 1994...illegitimate son of Anthony Braxton...
Andrew Mitchell
Year: Senior
Secondary School: Lakeside School
Home Town: Seattle, WA
Major(s): --
PR's: 26:42 (8K)
E-Mail: AMITCHELL@eagle.wesleyan.edu
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Malamute fetish..."French in Action"...passed out drunk under Eiffel Tower last year...went to same high school as Bill Gates...refuses to wear belts despite constantly tucking in his shirt...1995 Techmobowl AFC runner-up...works for film series...once was driving 60mph on a sheet of ice in someone else's car when I turned and asked "Mitch, have you ever driven in snow before?" and he responded "No, why?"
Anders Peterson
Year: Freshman
Secondary School: Kingswood-Oxford School
Home Town: Glastonbury, CT
Major(s): --
PR's: 27:54 (8K)
E-Mail: APETERSON@eagle.wesleyan.edu
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Is really a wookiee...1994 CT state tractor pull CHAMP...idolizes John Travolta...should have been born in Iowa...won "consecutive days of same t-shirt" contest '95...
Greg Peterson
Year: Freshman
Secondary School: Sidwell Friends School
Home Town: Washington, DC
Major(s): --
PR's: 26:12 (8K)
E-Mail: GGPETERSON@eagle.wesleyan.edu
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Dated Chelsea Clinton in high school...knows the name George is kind of cool...Anders' half brother...wanted to go to a school where the XC team was a cool group of guys and knew how to have fun...spiny bumps on back of neck prove evolutionary link to dinosaurs...
John Raby
Year: Freshman
Secondary School: Pingry School
Home Town: Warren, NJ
Major(s): --
PR's: 29:54 (8K)
E-Mail: JRABY@eagle.wesleyan.edu
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His dad was a finalist in the Walt Disney Teacher of the Year Competition...Tequila shot officionado...very conscientious about his schoolwork...just too damn innocent looking...parties easy on Friday to rest up for Saturday nights...
Capt. Marc Robaczynski
Year: Senior
Secondary School: Simsbury HS
Home Town: Granby, CT
Major(s): --
PR's: 25:48 (8K), 14:59 (5K)
E-Mail: MROBACZYNSKI@eagle.wesleyan.edu
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Polish sausage man...digs Hank Williams...supporter of yellow journalism...hates blitz-mail...LOVES KEILBASA...willing to perform in his underwear...loves the feel of a smooth-running, humming machine between his legs (motorcycle - don't say it gave you the wrong impression)...enjoys punishing/assaulting helpless animals...
Colin Rusch
Year: Sophomore
Secondary School: St. Paul Academy
Home Town: St. Paul, MN
Major(s): --
PR's: 26:10 (8K), 8:48 (3000M)
E-Mail: CRUSCH@eagle.wesleyan.edu
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Wears knee-high socks...Minnesota -- SPA...OBE|IN...has one bad-assed hat collection...horse...knows how to get down (wink, wink)...wears a winter cap all year so that he doesn't have to comb his hair...uses a funky two-fisted-hands-in-the-air dance move a lot...James Brown wannabe...looks kinda like Al Bundy...
Capt. Chris Shepard
Year: Senior
Secondary School: Cobleskill Central HS
Home Town: Cobleskill, NY
Major(s): --
PR's: 26:37 (8K)
E-Mail: CSHEPARD@eagle.wesleyan.edu
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bob, carl, robin, carleton..."the nicest guy"...1989-94 All New England chafing team..."is SO hot" (as heard from a car packed full of screaming women on a Saturday night)..."The Cobleskill Bandit"...drove a tractor to high school everyday...WWF wrestling champion...can't say no to a snowball...in with Outhouse...
Caleb Tucker-Raymond
Year: Junior
Secondary School: Cambridge Rindge & Latin
Home Town: Cambridge, MA
Major(s): --
PR's: 28:40 (8K)
E-Mail: CTUCKERRAYMO@eagle.wesleyan.edu
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Most likely to be nicknamed "Booger" 1993...Candage...Phoebe...spins mad records...knows good quality flatulence when he hears or smells it..."Some guys, they don't like Mr. Snappy."...
Michael Van Nimwegen
Year: Sophomore
Secondary School: O'Dea HS
Home Town: Seattle, WA
Major(s): --
PR's: 27:33 (8K)
E-Mail: MVANNIMWEGEN@eagle.wesleyan.edu
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organizer of "beer run"...Winslow...lots o' stuff...Popcorn!!...the pond incident...WestCo Poser..."but Mike said I had to watch the Simpsons and that he'd talk to my profs about my homework"...turns into a druken Jason on Halloween...filled the rectum of a bear with fluid...likes to pick fights with big, burly men at parties...
Sick!