Booking Info

Yes, believe it or not, YOU can see the Testostertones Rhythm and Blues Revue live in concert. If the price is right, you can even book them for your party, bar mitzvah, bat mitzvah, wedding, innauguration, church service, televised New Years Eve party, mask-themed orgy, or maybe just for you in the privacy of your own home.

If you're in the New England area (preferably within a few hours of Middletown), and you'd like to know more, send a message to Carter "Lord Have Mercy" Bays at cbays@wesleyan.edu.

Or, call our hotline! (860)685.3312 (WARNING: This call is not free. Regular long distance charges apply. All operators are over twenty-one and have been screened for STDs. If under 18, please get your parents permission before you dial.)